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The bell ringer


Saintly Fish
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Quasimodo places an advert for an assistant bell ringer. 
There's one applicant for the post but the man has no arms.
"How will you be able to assist me?"
"I'll show you" the man replies and proceeds to run at the bell and strike it face first
" that's incredible, can you show me again? " Quasimodo exclaims. 
"Sure" the man says and runs at the bell again -but this time he misses the bell  completely and falls to his death from the bell tower.
A crowd soon gathers around the corpse lying in the street.  
A police officer arrives and says "Does anyone know who this man is?"
Quasimodo speaks up "I don't know his name" he says "but his face rings a bell"🤣🤣

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1 minute ago, Saintly Fish said:

Quasimodo places an advert for an assistant bell ringer. 
There's one applicant for the post but the man has no arms.
"How will you be able to assist me?"
"I'll show you" the man replies and proceeds to run at the bell and strike it face first
" that's incredible, can you show me again? " Quasimodo exclaims. 
"Sure" the man says and runs at the bell again -but this time he misses the bell  completely and falls to his death from the bell tower.
A crowd soon gathers around the corpse lying in the street.  
A police officer arrives and says "Does anyone know who this man is?"
Quasimodo speaks up "I don't know his name" he says "but his face rings a bell"🤣🤣

And I get told mine are bad….. 😭

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