Elvis

[Saintly Fish]

Young woman goes into the tatto shop and asks for a portrait of Elvis on her inner thigh, after removing her skirt and panties the tattooist goes to work when he's finished the woman isn't happy so he does another portrait of Elvis on the other inner thigh, the woman is still not happy and refuses to pay, so tattooist says I'll grab the first person off the street and if they don't recognise Elvis the tattoos are free. A little old lady is walking past the shop so the tattooist asks her to take a look at the tattoos and tell me who they are, the young woman spreads her legs an the little old lady takes a good look, after several minutes she turns to the tattooist and says, I don't know who the twins are but the one in the middle is Kier Starmer.

[captin slows old outlaw]

is int that politercal oh i do agrea that starmer is a dick but i cant say that on here because admin will tell me off whont you jon 

[Saintly Fish]

17 minutes ago, captin slows old outlaw said:

is int that politercal oh i do agrea that starmer is a dick but i cant say that on here because admin will tell me off whont you jon 

It's fact and humour not politics!! 

[RogB]

On 10/23/2024 at 5:15 PM, captin slows old outlaw said:

is int that politercal oh i do agrea that starmer is a dick but i cant say that on here because admin will tell me off whont you jon 

I don think the implication was that Starmer is a dick - quite the opposite😛

[Saintly Fish]

1 hour ago, RogB said:

I don think the implication was that Starmer is a dick - quite the opposite😛

This ⬆️⬆️🤣