jonnyswamp Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are £100, £200, and £15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?"Because he used to live in a brothel" says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.When she gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me, a new brothel!" The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says: "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!" The girls laugh too. When the dad gets home the parrot says: "Fuck me Pete, haven't seen you for weeks!" Andy135, ever optimistic and suzook12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted November 4, 2020 Share Posted November 4, 2020 7/10 for that one Swampy 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 ever optimistic, Andy135 and Saintly Fish 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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