Popular Post GPSguru Posted July 6, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 6, 2022 A little old lady is late for church and settles into a pew at the back just as the priest is saying, "And anyone who has recently committed adultery should stand up." Being somewhat hard of hearing, she asks the boy next to her to repeat what the priest just said. "He asked everyone who wants a mint to stand up." The boy replied mischievously. The old lady unsteadily gets to her feet, much to the priest's horror. "At your age?" He exclaims, "You should be ashamed!" The old lady swiftly retorts, "Just because I don't have any teeth left doesn't mean I can't suck on something from time to time!" Odyssey, ever optimistic, suzook12 and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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