jonnyswamp Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Parody of "Jingle Bells" Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis Over the hills we go, crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh! 9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead! Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh! Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life, But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife! ever optimistic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, jonnyswamp said: Parody of "Jingle Bells" Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis Over the hills we go, crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head, oh! 9-1-1, 9-1-1, Santa Claus is dead! Rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh! Barbie Doll, Barbie Doll, tried to save his life, But G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife! Think I’ll teach my 9 year old that one. We can sing it to mummy on Christmas morning. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted December 20, 2020 Author Share Posted December 20, 2020 Yes I know, but it appealed to my childish sense of humour and I imagined my kids singing it when they were young Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 It’s ok, my lad knows a version of “Jesus Christ superstar”. Not one he’s sing at the school nativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 12 minutes ago, JonC said: You've bloody done it again! Start your own thread FFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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