GPSguru Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Christmas day evening, in central London, a Policeman on horseback is sitting at the traffic lights and next to him is a little girl on her shiny new bike. The officer says to the little girl, "That is a nice new bike, Did Santa bring that to you ?" “Yes, he did,” she replied sweetly. With a smile on his face, the officer says "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a rear light on that bike,” and he proceeds to hand the girl a £60 FPN. Before the officer rides off the little girl says "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you ?" Playing along the officer says, "Yes, he did.” To which the little girl replied, “Well, next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse” Geoff, Andy135 and mick 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Lol - very good. 7/10 for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 Bit mean Andy - where's your Xmas spirit. Worth 9 IMHO. Geoff. GPSguru and Andy135 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 28, 2020 Share Posted December 28, 2020 19 minutes ago, Geoff said: where's your Xmas spirit. Still in the bottle, thank you very much and I'm not gonna let it out for that effort - it was good... but it didn't make me laugh out loud, so a seven is more than generous all things considered. GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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