GPSguru Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 Tarzan and Jane are going to have sex for the first time, but Tarzan tells Jane that he doesn’t know how. Jane says: “Look, it’s very easy.” Jane then explains to Tarzan the mechanics of making love. After listening, Tarzan tells Jane: “Tarzan does it in tree trunk hole.” Jane replies while motioning to her crotch: “Tarzan! You’ve got it all wrong. You stick it in this hole.” Tarzan and Jane then get naked and Jane motions Tarzan to insert his love making tool into her crotch. Suddenly, Tarzan kicks Jane very hard in her crotch. Writhing in pain, Jane asks Tarzan: “What was that for?” Tarzan replies: “Tarzan checks for Squirrels.” Andy135, mick, Saintly Fish and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy135 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 50 minutes ago, GPSguru said: Tarzan and Jane are going to have sex for the first time, but Tarzan tells Jane that he doesn’t know how. Jane says: “Look, it’s very easy.” Jane then explains to Tarzan the mechanics of making love. After listening, Tarzan tells Jane: “Tarzan does it in tree trunk hole.” Jane replies while motioning to her crotch: “Tarzan! You’ve got it all wrong. You stick it in this hole.” Tarzan and Jane then get naked and Jane motions Tarzan to insert his love making tool into her crotch. Suddenly, Tarzan kicks Jane very hard in her crotch. Writhing in pain, Jane asks Tarzan: “What was that for?” Tarzan replies: “Tarzan checks for Squirrels.” 8/10 for that one. New to me and made me giggle 🤣👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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