Saintly Fish Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. Because her jacket is folded neatly beside her he can’t see any logos so he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries a third time, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto:'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah ha!' he says, "Ryanair". GPSguru, mick, Geoff and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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