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A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks
in and sits down at the table next to him.

He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an
off-duty stewardess.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying
the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto :

'To Fly. To Serve'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
'Winning the hearts of the world'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on
her face.

Undeterred, he tries a third time, this time saying the Malaysian
Airlines motto:

'Going beyond expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says:

'What the fuck do you want?'

'Ah ha!' he says,


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