Odyssey Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries a third time, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the fuck do you want?' 'Ah ha!' he says, "Ryanair". 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Not bad Luke, but there aren't enough eggs in it. 5/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 6/10 getting better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 I find reading the punch line first then making your own joke works well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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