GPSguru Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Superman is out flying and sees wonder woman naked on a rooftop with her legs wide open and moaning in delight He thinks to himself that as he is faster than a speeding bullet he can do his business with her and fly off before she knows it. He toys with the idea and decides to go for it. He swoops down fucks her with lightning thrusts and zooms off in a flash. The whole event lasts less than a second. As soon as he's gone wonder woman gasps, sits up and yells "what the hell was that?!" "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell" replies the invisible Man suzook12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 An old one, 6/10 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 hour ago, JonC said: Predictably level high. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 An oldie but a goodie. 6/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 36 minutes ago, JonC said: As soon as I read the first lines I knew the gag, and I’ve never heard it before. as it said on his school reports, Must try harder. Yes but how does that sentiment translate into "Predictably level high"? Makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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