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Two cowboys are lost in the desert.....
One sees a tree in the distance, so they head for it, hoping that there is water nearby
As they get closer, they see it's draped in bacon.

"A bacon tree", says one, "We can eat too, we're saved!"
So, he runs up to the tree and is shot 3 times. Dead.

It wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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