Saintly Fish Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Legend. RIP suzook12, Andy135 and Geoff 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said: Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." Legend. RIP You are dead right Neil, an absolute legend, by far the best Bond, and that will never be surpassed. I seem to remember that the first film that I saw SC in was with Stanley Baker - Hell drivers, I have been a fan ever since. Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 I have just noticed your title was 4th best - sorry Neil, but you are wrong again. Geoff.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 25 minutes ago, Geoff said: wrong again. Again ?? When have I ever been wrong in the past? 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 7/10 for your joke Neil. It would have been 10, but 3 points were deducted for mistaking 4th for 1st. Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Geoff said: 7/10 for your joke Neil. It would have been 10, but 3 points were deducted for mistaking 4th for 1st. Geoff. It’s all a matter of opinion Geoff...... Mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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