Honda

[Saintly Fish]

 

A man looking very distressed enters the Doctors surgery. "Can I help you?" the receptionist asked.
Suddenly the man clenched, bent over and farted, from his posterior came a loud noise sounding just like "HONDA"
"You see my problem" groaned the man. "Every time I pass wind my rectum seems to emit the word, Honda!"
Shocked, the receptionist says "I think the Doctor might be able to see you right away", so saying, she ushered the poor man straight into the Docs office.
The Doctor listened sympathetically and suggested the guy remove his clothes and lie on the examining table.
The Doc examined the guy's rectum with a pencil and stood back and said "Well I can see your problem. You have an abscess right on the edge of your arse".
The guy looked slightly relieved, then said: "But why does it make that weird noise every time I pass wind?"
"Oh that's easy", said the Doc,
"Abscess Makes The Fart go HONDA"

[Andy135]

Not sure whether to laugh or cry at that...

3/10 for a rather contrived effort - too long-winded...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but 7/10 for the juvenile humour which did get me chuckling 🤣

[Odyssey]

Oh dear….

[jonnyswamp]

Christ

 

[Saintly Fish]

57 minutes ago, Odyssey said:

Oh dear….

Bet ewe smiled.