Saintly Fish Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 A man looking very distressed enters the Doctors surgery. "Can I help you?" the receptionist asked. Suddenly the man clenched, bent over and farted, from his posterior came a loud noise sounding just like "HONDA" "You see my problem" groaned the man. "Every time I pass wind my rectum seems to emit the word, Honda!" Shocked, the receptionist says "I think the Doctor might be able to see you right away", so saying, she ushered the poor man straight into the Docs office. The Doctor listened sympathetically and suggested the guy remove his clothes and lie on the examining table. The Doc examined the guy's rectum with a pencil and stood back and said "Well I can see your problem. You have an abscess right on the edge of your arse". The guy looked slightly relieved, then said: "But why does it make that weird noise every time I pass wind?" "Oh that's easy", said the Doc, "Abscess Makes The Fart go HONDA" jetty jumper and suzook12 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Not sure whether to laugh or cry at that... 3/10 for a rather contrived effort - too long-winded... but 7/10 for the juvenile humour which did get me chuckling 🤣 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Oh dear…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saintly Fish Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 57 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Oh dear…. Bet ewe smiled. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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