Saintly Fish Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 An old man is walking in town and sees a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row "Oh, my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!” Says the old man: “Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..” Geoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Scraped a 6 with that one Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, jonnyswamp said: Scraped a 6 with that one Ha, that’s rich coming from you! #worststandupinhistory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 I'm hurt 😭 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: An old man is walking in town and sees a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row "Oh, my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!” Says the old man: “Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..” Quite good for you Neil. 7.5/10. Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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