Andy135 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Far away in the murky waters of the Atlantic Ocean, two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten.'A large mysterious cod appeared and said, 'Your wish is granted'. Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.Justin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mythical fish could change him back into a prawn.He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and all of a sudden he found himself turned back into a prawn.With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.'Where's Christian?' he asked.'He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark', came the reply.Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house.As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, 'It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.'Christian replied, 'No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.'Justin cried back 'No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed'...'I've found Cod.I'm a Prawn again, Christian mick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 I think I’ve posted that before…. Got my usual response from you lot 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Odyssey said: I think I’ve posted that before…. Got my usual response from you lot 😅 Don't think it's a DP but I could be wrong. Not surprised at my score so far though. Tough crowd... Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, Andy135 said: Don't think it's a DP but I could be wrong. Not surprised at my score so far though. Tough crowd... Only if shit jokes are posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 (edited) Bloody hell ffs .😇 -10 🤣 Edited August 17, 2021 by GPSguru Saintly Fish, Andy135 and Geoff 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Odyssey said: I think I’ve posted that before…. Got my usual response from you lot 😅 Nah - no DP from you Luke, your jokes may bad, but not THAT bad. I think GPS comes closest with his -10 score. Only the OO fantasy football is worse than that and that is not even supposed to be funny, but the idea of it is still funnier than the fairy codmother joke. I think Andy's Forum handle should be changed to "fairy codmother" with a nice big ginger cod as his av avatar. I am sure that FS could do something there! Geoff. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share Posted August 17, 2021 Ouch! You lot aren't taking any prisoners, are you! 🤣 Will have to up my game. It can't get any worse... can it? GPSguru, Geoff and Saintly Fish 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Just for @Geoff. I hate to disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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