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Paddy & Murphy


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Paddy is on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire " and he is doing rather well.

He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one life line left....phone a friend.

The question comes: "Which bird does not make a nest?,:

A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo

Paddy doesnt know so he calls his friend Murphy. Murphy answers 'be jesus Paddy, it's a cuckoo 100%.' - Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy.

Afterward Paddy rings Murphy and asks him 'How the fuck did you know that?

Murphy replies ' Well Paddy yer thick git...it lives in a fucking clock...'


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