Odyssey Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!” "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.” The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner." He never heard the gunshot. ever optimistic, Geoff and Andy135 3 Quote
Andy135 Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 Very good! 8/10 for that. Defintely not a Dad joke 👍 Quote
Geoff Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 Have to agree with FS this time - 9/10. Geoff.☺️ Saintly Fish 1 Quote
Odyssey Posted March 26, 2021 Author Posted March 26, 2021 Woo!! I’m moved off bottom of the table now 😁😁😁😁😁 Quote
Andy135 Posted March 26, 2021 Posted March 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Woo!! I’m moved off bottom of the table now 😁😁😁😁😁 Yeah, but don't get too excited. You've got quite some catching up to do... 🤣 Quote
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