Popular Post Andy135 Posted November 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted November 5, 2021 Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. The accountants take their seats, but the engineers all cram into one toilet and shut the door.Shortly after the train departs, the conductor comes round checking tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and calls "Tickets please". The door opens a crack and a hand comes out holding a ticket, which is duly checked. The accountants see this and agree it's a good idea.After the conference, the accountants decide to try the trick and save some money.When they get to the station, they therefore just buy one ticket. However, to their amazement, the engineers don't buy any tickets at all."How are you going to travel without any ticket?", an amazed accountant asks.... "Watch and see!", comes the reply.So, when they get on the train, the accountants cram into one toilet and the engineers all crowd into one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterwards, one of the engineers leaves their toilet and walks over to the one that contains the accountants.He knocks on the door and says "Tickets please!" GPSguru, mick, suzook12 and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 Is that supposed to be funny? Only you put it in the humour section!! It should probably be moved, but I don't know where to put it. I will leave that up to @JonC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Saintly Fish said: Is that supposed to be funny? Only you put it in the humour section!! It should probably be moved, but I don't know where to put it. I will leave that up to @JonC Ouch - that's quite a swing you have with your handbag! 👜 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 Bet Luke gets it. 😉 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Andy135 said: Bet Luke gets it. 😉 I get it. It's just not funny 👨🏼🦰. You've been told before, humour just isn't your thing! Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 23 hours ago, Andy135 said: Bet Luke gets it. 😉 Yep sure does 😉 as an engineer it’s all about solving problems. I always tell my engineers that the best inventions come from lazy people as they will find the quickest and simplest way to do something…. 😆 Geoff and Andy135 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Odyssey said: Yep sure does 😉 as an engineer it’s all about solving problems. I always tell my engineers that the best inventions come from lazy people as they will find the quickest and simplest way to do something…. 😆 That is exactly what one of my old bosses said. Geoff.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captin slows old outlaw Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 14 hours ago, Geoff said: That is exactly what one of my old bosses said. Geoff.☺️ that is why i ended up doing knew jobs first, that was wot the chief cook told me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Navy cooks ( royal & merchant) were all a bit lazy, so it must have been hard to choose, but I guess you won it Pete! Geoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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