Odyssey Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. Happy New Year 😁 GPSguru, Andy135, suzook12 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Odyssey said: NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP! It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members.... Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and... Oh shit ! Wrong group! Please ignore all of the above. Happy New Year 😁 You forgot to mention the SHEEP 🙄 Geoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, GPSguru said: You forgot to mention the SHEEP 🙄 It was a glaring omission, and that was the only reason I knew it couldn't really be from Luke. However, everything else was totally believable... GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Andy135 said: It was a glaring omission, and that was the only reason I knew it couldn't really be from Luke. However, everything else was totally believable... I thought it was from LHP Geoff and GPSguru 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted January 1, 2021 Author Share Posted January 1, 2021 56 minutes ago, GPSguru said: You forgot to mention the SHEEP 🙄 That was “the other matter” we don’t talk about it.... 🙄 Geoff and GPSguru 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Odyssey said: That was “the other matter” we don’t talk about it.... 🙄 Guess there's no point bleating on about it eh? Geoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, suzook12 said: Guess there's no point bleating on about it eh? Guess not. He was looking pretty sheepish though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ever optimistic Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 no mention of his sheep dogging either. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 After this all goes public, he'l be on the lamb....... Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 20 minutes ago, suzook12 said: After this all goes public, he'l be on the lamb....... It'll be a baaaad time for him for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, ever optimistic said: no mention of his sheep dogging either. I see your jumping to the head of the pack to take the lead. Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Odyssey said: That was “the other matter” we don’t talk about it.... 🙄 Ewe'll be proper flocked if it ever gets out... GPSguru and ever optimistic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Should've been more careful about dipping sheep!! GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Odyssey said: That was “the other matter” we don’t talk about it.... 🙄 And there was us thinking that you were in denial ............🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ever optimistic Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 no need to ram it down his throat. GPSguru, Andy135 and suzook12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 Bet he don't shear!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 And certainly not gonna pull the wool over his eyes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 The welch are always bleating about something ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ever optimistic Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 poor luke is getting a proper roasting, bet he remembers the tv advert promoting lamb from years age with the tag line -slam in the lamb. think it means something different to him though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 1, 2021 Share Posted January 1, 2021 18 minutes ago, ever optimistic said: poor luke is getting a proper roasting, bet he remembers the tv advert promoting lamb from years age with the tag line -slam in the lamb. think it means something different to him though. Remember it well, many a good joke from that line 😀 ever optimistic 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted January 2, 2021 Author Share Posted January 2, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, ever optimistic said: poor luke is getting a proper roasting, bet he remembers the tv advert promoting lamb from years age with the tag line -slam in the lamb. think it means something different to him though. I’m too young for that 😋 I know my place..... butt of all the jokes.... just because Wales is Gods own country... (Genesis 1 v 21) Genesis 1:21, KJV: "And God created great wales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good." No mention on England in there..... Edited January 2, 2021 by Odyssey ever optimistic and GPSguru 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 18 minutes ago, Odyssey said: I’m too young for that 😋 I know my place..... butt of all the jokes.... just because Wales is Gods own country... (Genesis 1 v 21) Genesis 1:21, KJV: "And God created great wales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good." No mention on England in there..... No need, God IS English. Geoff. ever optimistic and Andy135 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Yorkshire men may have summat to say about that as well..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Odyssey said: I’m too young for that 😋 I know my place..... butt of all the jokes.... just because Wales is Gods own country... (Genesis 1 v 21) Genesis 1:21, KJV: "And God created great wales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good." No mention on England in there..... Looks you have been fleeced ! Andy135 and Geoff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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