GPSguru Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Andy and Fisty are driving down to the marina for a fishing trip. They spot a hitchhiker and decide to pick him up. They continue driving with the hitchhiker seated in between them, and Fisty winds down his window, and says, "sorry, I just had curry for lunch and I have to fart". Fisty lets out a strange fart that sounds like a puff of air. Then Andy on the other side of the car suddenly has to fart too. He winds down his window, apologizes for having to fart, and let's out a hollow sounding puff of air. The hitchhiker thinks, well since everyone is farting, he might as well let one out too. He squeezes out a squishy sounding raspberry fart. Suddenly, Andy & Fisty look at each other and giggle, then in singsong unison vocals, they chant "VIR-GIN!!!!" Andy135, Odyssey and Saintly Fish 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, GPSguru said: Andy and Fisty are driving down to the marina for a fishing trip. They spot a hitchhiker and decide to pick him up. They continue driving with the hitchhiker seated in between them, and Fisty winds down his window, and says, "sorry, I just had curry for lunch and I have to fart". Fisty lets out a strange fart that sounds like a puff of air. Then Andy on the other side of the car suddenly has to fart too. He winds down his window, apologizes for having to fart, and let's out a hollow sounding puff of air. The hitchhiker thinks, well since everyone is farting, he might as well let one out too. He squeezes out a squishy sounding raspberry fart. Suddenly, Andy & Fisty look at each other and giggle, then in singsong unison vocals, they chant "VIR-GIN!!!!" 9.5/10 for that one 🤣🤣🤣👍 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 If only you knew the post I had to delete yesterday Ian because I thought it was too harsh on you and I didn’t want to cause offence. Then you put this up............ GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: If only you knew the post I had to delete yesterday Ian because I thought it was too harsh on you and I didn’t want to cause offence. Then you put this up............ 🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzook12 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Remember that one from my school days 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Saintly Fish said: If only you knew the post I had to delete yesterday Ian because I thought it was too harsh on you and I didn’t want to cause offence. Then you put this up............ 🤣🤣🤣 I guess my post was worth 100 lines and a detention !!!!! 🤣 Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 1 minute ago, GPSguru said: 🤣🤣🤣 I guess my post was worth 100 lines and a detention !!!!! 🤣 More than that I feel. Maybe my control will not be so in control next time🤔 GPSguru 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 9.5/10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 (edited) I must admit that I was puzzled over that one for a few hours. I suppose again it's an age thing. Straight laced and old fashioned. Geoff. Edited February 12, 2021 by Geoff Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 12, 2021 Share Posted February 12, 2021 Just now, Geoff said: I must admit that I was puzzled over that one for a few hours. I suppose again it's an age thing. Straight laced. Geoff. Bless you Geoff. Nothing wrong with having an innocent mind 👍 Geoff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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