Odyssey Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 A man is in a fancy exotic seafood restaurant. The waiter asks him to select his main dish from the large tank of live seafood. The man selects a very rare but expensive wild green squid. He likes the look of one in particular, it had a look of Hitler about it -with a slight moustache. The waiter removes the squid to the kitchen, which happens to have a lot of German staff. Anyway when head chef 'Yorvaise’ sees the squids poor little face he downs tools and walks out, refusing to kill it to cook. The waiter in a panic and knowing he must serve the food insists the pot washer, also German - 'Hans' must kill and prepare the dish. He too walks out refusing. The moral of this story. Hans that does dishes is as soft as Yorvaise with the wild green hairy lip squid....... suzook12, mick and Geoff 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Jesus wept 🤦♂️. Worse than a dad joke, my uncle told me that one in about 1987... 2/10 and only for the nostalgia. Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 33 minutes ago, Andy135 said: Jesus wept 🤦♂️. Worse than a dad joke, my uncle told me that one in about 1987... 2/10 and only for the nostalgia. Yep a re hash of a classic 80’s crap joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I wasn't going to reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 You miserable lot - it may be a rehash of an old joke (basically nearly all jokes are), but that is worth a couple of points for the trouble of typing it all out. 6/10. Geoff.☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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