Saintly Fish Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears." Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me." jetty jumper, mick, jonnyswamp and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 9+ Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike farrants Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I saw that punchline coming/cuming Saintly Fish and captin slows old outlaw 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 That is a very good story, but it was posted on this forum or the other forum yonks ago. I will still give it 9 as it will amuse some of the newer members. Geoff. 🙂 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 8 for the joke but must try harder given that one has done the rounds already. #moneyforoldrope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captin slows old outlaw Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 24 minutes ago, Andy135 said: 8 for the joke but must try harder given that one has done the rounds already. #moneyforoldrope again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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