GPSguru Posted February 9, 2021 Share Posted February 9, 2021 Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a Preacher baptizing people in the river. Long He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the Preacher... The Preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks Drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' The drunk shouts, ' Hicc..yes, I am.' So the Preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't found Jesus.' The Preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him Into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I haven't Found Jesus.' By this time the Preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again --- But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs so he pulls him up. The Preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus..!!?' Paddy wipes his eyes, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, 'now tell me this, are you sure this is where he fell in' ? Geoff, MegaByte and suzook12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 5/10 slipping standards Ian. Think you peaked too early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said: 5/10 Mean - worth about 7. Geoff. Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 42 minutes ago, Geoff said: Mean - worth about 7. Geoff. @Saintly Fish, remember what I said about side effects? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 15 minutes ago, Andy135 said: @Saintly Fish, remember what I said about side effects? 😉 They must be delayed, he was fine yesterday! Andy135 and Geoff 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnyswamp Posted February 10, 2021 Share Posted February 10, 2021 6.5, chuckled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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