Odyssey Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 (edited) Edited October 7, 2021 by Odyssey jetty jumper, Andy135, captin slows old outlaw and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 I heard that Chuck Norris once hit a guy so hard that his grandchildren were born bruised Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience! When Chuck Norris goes out, the covid virus wears a mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 Facebook took down a Chuck Norris meme a few days ago…. ……. Chuck Norris took down Facebook 😮😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Chuck Norris jokes! Now there's a blast from the past 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted October 7, 2021 Author Share Posted October 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Andy135 said: Chuck Norris jokes! Now there's a blast from the past 🤣 These are real facts I’ll have you know! Chuck Norris is such a legend that Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories Geoff and Andy135 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Maverick and Odyssey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 43 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Not factual, not even close, Norris was born 10 March 1940 in Ryan Oklahoma, and is now 81 years old .............🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, GPSguru said: Not factual, not even close, Norris was born 10 March 1940 in Ryan Oklahoma, and is now 81 years old .............🙄 Never let the facts get in the way of a good gag. Let's face it, I don't have red hair but that doesn't stop us from laughing about me as a ginge 👨🦰 Saintly Fish and captin slows old outlaw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPSguru Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Andy135 said: Never let the facts get in the way of a good gag. Let's face it, I don't have red hair but that doesn't stop us from laughing about me as a ginge 👨🦰 You dont have ANY hair 🤣🤣🤣 Andy135, captin slows old outlaw and Saintly Fish 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted October 8, 2021 Author Share Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Andy135 said: Never let the facts get in the way of a good gag. Let's face it, I don't have red hair but that doesn't stop us from laughing about me as a ginge 👨🦰 Chuck Norris has a secret nephew. He has ginger hair as a family trait but he’s a techy nerd who only catches dogfish so they’ve not spoken in years….. @Andy135 Chuck Norris had a son. He was raised in IOW, but the fish were too scared of him and all swam away so the U.K. government sent him to Australia. He now wrestles kangaroos in the bush, drags sharks ashore with his bare hands and out fishes any Poms he meets. He lives under cover but rumour has his name is…. Jon Da Pom 😮😮😮 ( @JDP) The fish still haven’t come back fully as they are too scared so the U.K. blame it on over fishing to protect Jons identity Edited October 8, 2021 by Odyssey Chuck Norris Edited this thread, it was too epic for normal people so he toned it down JDP, Saintly Fish, suzook12 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintly Fish Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 57 minutes ago, Odyssey said: Chuck Norris has a secret nephew. He has ginger hair as a family trait but he’s a techy nerd who only catches dogfish so they’ve not spoken in years….. @Andy135 Chuck Norris had a son. He was raised in IOW, but the fish were too scared of him and all swam away so the U.K. government sent him to Australia. He now wrestles kangaroos in the bush, drags sharks ashore with his bare hands and out fishes any Poms he meets. He lives under cover but rumour has his name is…. Jon Da Pom 😮😮😮 ( @JDP) The fish still haven’t come back fully as they are too scared so the U.K. blame it on over fishing to protect Jons identity It appears there may be hope for you yet Luke! Andy135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris has Welsh ancestors. One of his descendents is known for swimming naked out into the Celtic Deeps, towing a sack of fish guts in his teeth. They say he does it to wrestle sharks with his bare hands, but I reckon he just likes the smell of chum. @Odyssey Odyssey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odyssey Posted October 8, 2021 Author Share Posted October 8, 2021 23 minutes ago, Andy135 said: It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris has Welsh ancestors. One of his descendents is known for swimming naked out into the Celtic Deeps, towing a sack of fish guts in his teeth. They say he does it to wrestle sharks with his bare hands, but I reckon he just likes the smell of chum. @Odyssey You’ve met @headlight then? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 suzook12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 4 hours ago, Odyssey said: Chuck Norris has a secret nephew. He has ginger hair as a family trait but he’s a techy nerd who only catches dogfish so they’ve not spoken in years….. @Andy135 Chuck Norris had a son. He was raised in IOW, but the fish were too scared of him and all swam away so the U.K. government sent him to Australia. He now wrestles kangaroos in the bush, drags sharks ashore with his bare hands and out fishes any Poms he meets. He lives under cover but rumour has his name is…. Jon Da Pom 😮😮😮 ( @JDP) The fish still haven’t come back fully as they are too scared so the U.K. blame it on over fishing to protect Jons identity BEATS your egg joke hands down. Geoff.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy135 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 3 hours ago, JonC said: I suppose you think you're funny, don't you... 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonC Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Andy135 said: I suppose you think you're funny, don't you... 🤦♂️ It’s on topic so do one.👆🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 Saintly Fish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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