Ho Ho Ho

[jonnyswamp]

Bowie: why so sad Bing?

Bing: My inflatable butt has gone flat.

B: You need my rubber bum pump?

Bing: Rubber bum pump?

B: Rubber bum pump.

[jonnyswamp]

I shamelessly lifted it from Twitter

[Andy135]

[jonnyswamp]

8 hours ago, Andy135 said:

No way,  its a classic

And you can do one too (1, 2) gps!

[Saintly Fish]

I don't get it?🤷🏻‍♂️😬

[jonnyswamp]

13 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said:

I don't get it?🤷🏻‍♂️😬

Listen to "little drummer boy" by  Bing Crosby and David Bowie 

You're not that young

[Geoff]

12 hours ago, jonnyswamp said:

I shamelessly lifted it from Twitter

You should have left it there! Geoff.

[Saintly Fish]

25 minutes ago, jonnyswamp said:

Listen to "little drummer boy" by  Bing Crosby and David Bowie 

You're not that young

I know the tune, just thought there was something deeper and funnier about it that I was missing. 
obviously not! 

[Odyssey]

I’d just like to pass over my crown to @jonnyswamp….. 😉

 

[Saintly Fish]

2 minutes ago, Odyssey said:

I’d just like to pass over my crown to @jonnyswamp….. 😉

 

One foul joke does not make a king. 

[GPSguru]

1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said:

I don't get it?🤷🏻‍♂️😬

 

What bloody shell have you lived under all of your life ?

 

 

[Saintly Fish]

2 minutes ago, GPSguru said:

 

What bloody shell have you lived under all of your life ?

 

 

I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣

[Andy135]

12 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said:

I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣

You can hardly escape crap like that at this time of year - it's everywhere!

[Saintly Fish]

17 minutes ago, Andy135 said:

You can hardly escape crap like that at this time of year - it's everywhere!

Not on LBC it isn't. 

[GPSguru]

42 minutes ago, Saintly Fish said:

I don't listen to crap like that Ian, I'm not as old as you! 🤣

 

Being as you probably came into this country with your trouser rolled up to the knees, I expect this is your xmas tunes 🤣

 

[Saintly Fish]

27 minutes ago, GPSguru said:

 

Being as you probably came into this country with your trouser rolled up to the knees, I expect this is your xmas tunes 🤣

 

Ahhhhhhh, takes me back to the home land. 

[suzook12]

11 hours ago, Saintly Fish said:

Ahhhhhhh, takes me back to the home land. 

We can only hope....... 🤣

[Saintly Fish]

8 hours ago, suzook12 said:

We can only hope....... 🤣

That's a bit rude 😩

[suzook12]

1 hour ago, Saintly Fish said:

That's a bit rude 😩

Only a bit? Hmmmm, funny that, my old school reports used to say "Must try harder" as well 🤣

[Saintly Fish]

56 minutes ago, suzook12 said:

Only a bit? Hmmmm, funny that, my old school reports used to say "Must try harder" as well 🤣

Where's my bracket?

[suzook12]

3 hours ago, Saintly Fish said:

Where's my bracket?

On top of the saw

 

[suzook12]

1 hour ago, JonC said:

What about the power handle? 
Two busy playing with tractors I recon. 

Haven't had chance to touch that either

[Saintly Fish]

2 hours ago, suzook12 said:

Haven't had chance to touch that either

What the power handles?

[captin slows old outlaw]

heaven help me , i just don't get it. hand pump.???  it must be one of those jocks you get out of cheep xmas crackers

[Geoff]

5 hours ago, captin slows old outlaw said:

heaven help me , i just don't get it. hand pump.???  it must be one of those jocks you get out of cheep xmas crackers

Keep up Pete - don't let the seniors down. I seem to remember the the power handle was for a fishing reel, but I will admit it was a little while ago now. Geoff.